malaoshi
MaLaoshi
malaoshi

Dallas (Houston) bro lives in a metropolitan area. Why does he need that ginormous truck?? It makes it impossible to park just about everywhere, is gas inefficient and not even more fun/comfortable/enjoyable to ride in than any other vehicle. Sorry, I'm having a hard time adjusting from Chicago Bro's to Houston Bro's.

I'm canadian, so maybe i'm just dumb, but is cornhole when you fuck people in the ass?

Okay, I'm calling it - hearing trumpets are next!

Quick guide:

I propose shouting "VOTES FOR WOMEN!" as the proper response to any m'ladying.

Your apartment has six fucking rooms?!

Seconding this, huge.

Speculating about having kids and actually having them are two completely different worlds....as a parent, I must weigh in on how easy this is to fix (for the younger generations reading this): PUT FAITH IN YOUR CHILDREN. They are awesome, and can figure it out! The other parents I'm around micromanage their kids -

How is it that you put yourself through college in a STEM field and still confuse anecdotes with data?

My liberty is not the ability to infringe someone else's liberty.

Your assumption that chopsticks are somehow inferior and primitive in comparison to the fork and spoon combo only shows that you haven't used them enough. Also, before you go proclaiming the simplicity of the fork and spoon, ask your mother if you figured those out without making a mess. The point here is that most

-That's a pretty stupid statement. Chopsticks and forks each have their advantages and disadvantages. To suggest that forks are better than a utensil that over 1/5th of humanity uses is pretty arrogant and ignorant.

Girl you do not get to count the inches of cock twice. You can count BJ's given to the same person each time but UP and DOWN don't both get to count.

Jezebel desperately needs to get a culture fact checker on staff- at least for some of these ridiculously exaggerated East Asian pieces. (not to mention good morning america which this piece is hyperlinked to i mean, COME ON. the article is about Joy Chen -who is American born and raised and most of her awards in

....getting a little tired of reading these stories about Chinese culture and they're supposed preference for young brides, baby boys or whatever. Those attitudes are much more prevalent in the rural areas. Basically you're talking about poor, illiterate farmers.