Okay, One of the Four Classics* of Chinese literature.

No. I think I stretch my neck further just getting up in the morning.

Okay, I'm calling it - hearing trumpets are next!

Quick guide:

The cruise ship I took to Alaska was approximately 3x as big as the Ark, and it still wouldn't have held 2 or 14 of every animal and the food and water to keep them for 150 days, or even every "type". Heck, that cruise ship didn't even have enough food and water for the human passengers and crew for a single week -…

I don't know what this is exactly, but the image looks like Bill Clinton banging a corpse.

"He found the exercise to be therapeutic"

"We're just a little curious as to why you have a cat scan but no dog scan?"

Just imagine if your child was being poisoned against what you believe (and by extension, you as a whole) every day when they went to school.

And parents are sometimes stupid, crazy, delusional, or mean, and I repeat, they don't own their children. Would you sing a different tune, would that parent be a sociopathic Satanist, teaching his kid to kill and rape? I bet you would.

Contest over.

I propose shouting "VOTES FOR WOMEN!" as the proper response to any m'ladying.

Twinkies just beginning to decay.

"The problem is nobody stops to listen to the arguments ."

So far, from the ONE Amazing Spider-Man movie that exists, I'd say Garfield is a better Spider-Man and Peter Parker. And although the Raimi Spider-Man movies hold a special place in my heart (well, Spider-Man 3 holds a special place in hell), they're also campy as all get out and don't focus on what makes Peter Parker…

So, Spider Man fans (i.e., people who know the comics, animation, etc.), which series of movies is better, the Andrew Garfield movies, or the Toby Maguire movies? And who is a better Spidey?

No, if you rotate the photo 90 degrees to the left to get a more traditional view of the globe, you're basically looking at a mushroom cloud somewhere to the northeast of the Arabian peninsula.

This is why you keep your "INTERNAL PROPAGANDA CLIPART" and your "ACTUAL MOON LANDING CLIPART" in separate folders.

Your apartment has six fucking rooms?!