I’ve heard that they’ll come around if the right old white dude whispers in their ear about the good old days...

Gonna frame this and hang it in the office. 

Listen to my personal trainer’s dumb jokes. 

I don’t agree with your second point. If that were true, then why repeat the experiment, as Chidi calls for at the end of S3? I think his analysis was wrong on the substance: the afterlife did not remove the daily obstacles that they normally faced and allow them to become better people. In fact, it was precisely…

I’m probably over-thinking this, but I think the second experiment is clearly flawed in a number of ways. If I recall the explanation of Michael’s original plan, the original four were placed in circumstances designed to eat away at them slowly. They were being tortured like the proverbial frog being slowly boiled in…

She’s too busy... uh... smoking weed to care. 

I liked my union in grad school. We had good healthcare benefits thanks to their efforts, which was helpful when trying to live on $1000 a month.

Nice. So happy this show is coming back. 

Its historical accuracy has very little to do with its value as a narrative. 

Given that they’d rather suffer without available healthcare, die by their own guns, and send their children to shit schools, all in order to avoid a tiny amount of their tax dollars helping black and brown communities, this is par for the course.

My dad: “Private businesses shouldn’t have to cater to homosexual couples if it violates their personal beliefs.”

God, I fucking hate people. 

It’s never too late to neuter your MMA figher. 

The human version of this is a worm that controls a person and makes him/her plant a garden and use feces as fertilizer, then sell the produce at a farmer’s market, thereby finding a new host. A zombie nation is a nation of farmer’s markets. 

Once, when taking students abroad for the summer, I had to teach a student how to wash her clothes. She had never done it, and had never seen it done. Apparently at home the maid just took it from the hamper and shazam! it was magically done. In college she used a service.

So all that desensitizing just down the drain, huh? How disappointing.

The way I read it, the ONLY reason for the 2nd Amendment is to defend the “security of a free state.” You have no implied or stated “right” to defend yourself against another citizen with a firearm. The 2nd Amendment exists so that we, the people, can become militias to fight a tyrant, not each other. So it doesn’t…

I’m going to dip my toe into this by saying that some sense of proportionality is key here when we look at numbers. (Full disclosure: I own two handguns (.45 and .22) and a bolt-action .22 rifle.)

My personal favorite: “It’s too early to be talking about gun control.”

I haven’t liked the last two seasons very much in terms of personalities, but I think they’ve had the best outcomes so far. The reason is that Colton and Hannah B both sort of found themselves a little bit and pushed back against the formula. I told my wife for years that it would be awesome if someone “got down on…