@klemoib: Can't be, he doesn't follow this simple rule:

@kermit007: Yeah, I know. And those were admittedly some of the best games on Wii. Though my point was showing that there are lots of "smaller" file-size games that are excellent as well.

Why are people acting like this is so tiny?

@shazaam42: Thanks for the advice, and when I get better at it I may use that, but... it seems entirely too convoluted for my brain to handle. There's no way I wouldn't screw something up, be it something in the phrase, or a letter-to-number/symbol switch, or SOMETHING. I don't quite trust my own brain that much.…

@grep65535: This is the closest to something I may be able to remember out of all of the responses, thanks. Acronyms in my passwords kinda worry me, since I could easily just forget one word or letter and the entire thing is suddenly out the window. Actually making a short phrase and actually using the phrase itself,…

The biggest problem is this, though:

@hahn: Who doesn't like monkeys?

@The Cap'n: Only if you don't learn how to do it right. It came easy to me. You just need the right rhythm.

@Interstella5555: Both.

@TheLawn: Hey, at least the girls in Muchi Muchi Pork aren't size-00 with D-cups like you normally see. They're size 8-or-so (guessing) with Fs. Still not realistic, but more likely than the former.

@PunkyChipsAhoy: It was sarcasm. Kotaku is far from public. Unless you have your Facebook account linked to your Kotaku account, there's no way of telling who you are. It's anonymous, essentially.

@My Little Metroid: That's what happens for Wii. Console is hacked. Update is released. People don't update. New game comes out requiring the update. By that point, the update is hacked. Pirates go on doin' their thing.

@PunkyChipsAhoy: Because Kotaku is public.

@lambroslaw: I may be as well.

"clearing obstacels and solving puzzles."

@Cobaltios: Alright. Well, it's the thought that counts, dood. And it's much appreciated, thanks.

@Cobaltios: No problem I'm not mad either way, though to clarify... does that mean no TF2?

@Cobaltios: I'd really like Team Fortress 2...

@Genjis: That.... is such an amazing parody. I never beat the first No More Heroes for some reason, but that just reminded me of the excellent sense of humor it has and I think I'll go pick it up again. Thanks!

@godot: Whether or not a law is enforced by default doesn't change its perceived legitimacy. What determines its legitimacy is how taboo breaking the law is. However, suddenly enforcing a law that's very rarely enforced is a bad PR move, and likely to do more harm than good, due to people actually considering it a…