I’m surprised they didn’t pick a woman to be Starlord’s Dad. That seems to be the trend.

to keep out Trump.

I’m a Matt Damon fan but this is such a silly concept it’s hard to believe.

Looks fantastic to me.

The guy really likes Putin. And Putin really likes him. And Putin wants to take over the world. Nice. Oh, and Kim Jung Un. He respects Kim.

bitterness pretty much means poisonous, at least in quantity.

I don’t even remember his character. Apparently there’s a Brian Glover Alien 3 cult.

Aliens was great for its time. Alien definitely wears better.

It doesn’t suck except for the death of Newt and Hicks and the ridiculous ending. It was a betrayal to the spirit of Aliens, which remains a great movie.

It must have been “opposite day”.

should I call a doctor?

Nah. Global warming isn’t real and this is just galactic popcorn for God to eat while He watches over us all.

you seem like a corn-man to me.

I guess you and your wife can eat out. (that’s what she said)

and men are good at coming and going.

Do you honestly think Trump is totally straight?

or Trump.

You’re totally wrong. If it’s a Republican it’s usually gay sex. If it’s a Democrat it’s usually straight. (trying my best to change that)

That’s like the Pillsbury Dough Boy resigning over left-over dough.

My ultimate Hannibal Lecter.