Heath Ledger was wrong for The Joker. Tobey MacGuire was wrong for Spiderman, Jared Leto is wrong for The Joker, etc. etc.

Studios always have to step in and f*** things up.

Trump having a micro-penis explains everything.

I blame Bush.

Water!?? I knew I was forgetting something.

Hind-sight is 69

You call that LIVING?

Maxinistas Unite!

(sorry...I meant “bitch” in a nasty misogynistic way. Does Daddy approve?) (puts on lipstick AROUND the lips).

How...Very...Dare...You! (bitch-slap fight ensues).

that’s because she has a wegina.

I just like Hillary. I like her good, I like her bad and I like her “mean reds”. Women leaders are always the most powerful.

What’s your point, Poindexter?

I’m sorry, but I just got the Elon Musk washed out of my hair from the last launch.

Yeah, because nobody likes pizza from those places. That’s why they never make any money.

No, eleventy. They had to make up a new number.

ha

It’s almost as black as velvet. (just kidding)

I have to say, that is bloody genius.

Vampires, silly. Watch the movie “Only Lovers Left Alive”.