Economists will tell you that this country’s debt is not a problem. It was wiped out completely and we had a surplus under Bill Clinton. We are not in any kind of real money shortage despite unpaid-for GOP-lead wars. Nice try, Buzzy.

It’s hardly the most pressing problem for anyone running for the office. NASA is something you would worry about once you got the job. Frankly, NASA should have their own possible agendas laid out. They’re supposed to be the experts, not a President. Anyway, don’t they have a few years worth of projects lined-up…

I like a big girl...I like ‘em sassy...

That is stupidly cool. :-)

There are a lot of special modifications I made myself. Don’t get cocky.

“Because it is better to look good than to feel good.” No, all cars should be this sexy. How hard can it be?

That’s why I avoid small businesses. To protect them.

I don’t want our society to be a place where saying “I wish you would die” gets you jail time. Context. We are really treading on Freedom of Speech here. We’re approaching “burning books” and “thought police” status here. You can make someone miserable but you can’t make them kill themselves.

Or as my Grandfather calls him, “Poe the damn moron?”

You have to admit, it saves time.

Haha! Look at those cheap-ass ceiling tiles and fluorescent lights. Well, you can’t charge them with Government waste. (Wait, how much did they pay for those cheap-ass ceiling tiles and fluorescent lights?

I think it might be adjustable. Ahhhh...nope!

I’d hit that.

I don’t believe each individual hair has to be moved on its own. Computer animation usually uses particle physics to take care of movement, unless they’ve taken a big step backwards; although they can “comb and cut” hair and move individual strands around if necessary.

Aaaaand...that’s how the world ended for Humans.

Everyone knows the mystery box is a new Gremlins.

If I worked for Zuckerberg I would sue to make that point.

I’m a Buddhist. If crossing out “Black Lives Matter” to write “All lives Matter” is racist, color me a racist.

The upcoming movie is definitely a better story.

Clearly God wants legal abortions. Praise the Lord!