THIS IS LIKE WHEN YOUR 22 YEAR OLD(?) BLOGGER DIDN’T KNOW ALL THE WORDS TO BABY GOT BACK.

Good god, please tell me you know what she is referencing when she says “LA face with an Oakland booty.” Please, please, please. DON’T MAKE ME FEEL OLD.

Seriously, how old are you? It’s not *her* comparison, the caption references “Baby Got Back”.

‘First night and 2 girls are on me,” Hof said

Jason’s going to be busy swinging baseball bats at zombies for the forseeable future so probably not. As for Kalinda, as long as Juliana Margulies isn’t involved in the project in anyway I guess it’s possible.

Yes. Yes. Pretty much.

yes this please now

That’s great, but I also want a spin off with Eli Gold. I love Eli! He and his daughter can start a detective agency!

I think it sounds like Holly came to terms with the fact that it was a really fucked up situation, whereas Kendra has not. If you label your past as dysfunctional it can feel like a real loss to people. They’re like siblings fighting over the memory of their dad but weirder.

Nicole’s actually pretty adorable.

she has terrible taste in everything.

I was with you til the end of that thought. I’m no Katy Perry fan but she deserves better than John Mayer. I was legit happy for her when she seemed to have moved past that stage.

Poor Katy has like the worst taste in men.

Yes I do think.

The age difference is gross. That’s about all I can muster for this meh-ness.

At least, that’s what they’ll claim is their motivation.

It would be slightly less ridiculous if he solicited men and women. But only slightly.

But, what about that guy in the middle with the upper body that looks as though it has been bbq’d? Shouldn’t he be seeking medical attention, not looking to roast his nuts and wiener, too?

Oh cool, white dude asking 100 women to pose nude for difficult-to-decipher performance peice about “the sacred feminine” for a bunch of people who are already too dense to give a shit about women. Thank you, smart arty man, for figuring out how to communicate for us! We should’ve just been holding up mirrors and…

Maybe it’s just me, but somehow I get the sense that Trump fans aren’t going to recognize this as art/protest and simply will go “HURR DURR! LOOKIT THEM NAKED BROADS!!!”