but you wouldn’t know that from asking him—as he hasn’t said a word to reporters since the incident occurred.

Is it too much to hope that it’s Melania and literally any Muslim or Latino actor on the market?

I don’t have a law degree but have always been interested in this case (I like Britney). It made sense to me that it was ordered during her breakdown, which was pretty severe.

I have a law degree and I still can’t wrap my head around how her conservatorship was ever legal.

I read that she sued and got 4 million from the estate of her friend who owned the chimp and that still doesn’t seem like enough. I am going to sound heartless since the woman who owned the chimp is passed but i really hope her estate gets hit with the bill for all this.

I think this calls for a Teen Witch “Top That” rap.

Heathers is the best movie to attempt to explain to someone who has never seen it. “It’s about a girl and her boyfriend who kill people and frame them as suicides. It’s hilarious! No really! Why are you backing away?”

What about the woman in the background taking a shit on the steps?

Seriously. I can’t think of anything less attractive than watching Tyga ream this vulgar bimbo. She’s about as natural and attractive as Lil’ Kim (the rapper, not her future sister-in-law). That face is starting to veer into Jocelyn Wildenstein territory (pro tip: don’t google). She’s so plastic and vulgar and…

Blac Chyna no one wants your sex tape.

I like pissy Kelly. Let her blow off some steam. Strahan will be gone soon anyways.

I am betting zero fucks and a hearty FU to the management and Strahan. Maybe she wants to go back to acting full time?

Either Kelly has just begun her “zero fucks” tour or she’s been drinking out of Kathie Lee’s coffee mug.

Kris is FIRE. I loved that. Even though she’s a momager puppet master to the extreme, she does SO MUCH for her kids, especially the girls. I can’t believe they’d assume she’d just drop her son. That had to have been an orchestrated conflict by the producers, right? Like they really couldn’t look in the mirror before…

Unpopular opinion: I HATE THE PROPERTY BROTHERS.

Kris telling Kim, “You were married for 72 days, that was like normal!” is the best thing I have heard all week.

Aaaaaaaaand this is why she’s estranged.

The reason you practice this dance in the mirror:

I don't want to like Drake dammit, but with this and his tunafish bagel video I kind of do like him. Also being a vocal coach sounds like a really really fun job. I would love to drink Drake's $1000 champagne while forcing bottled water on him.