someone counting on 18 years of income

I don’t think he’s ugly - but I do think he’s always resembled a shorter version of my brother... which makes him asexual in my book. 😬

this is still my jam

can someone give her a show where she just watches other shows?

I can relate to pining for a physical keyboard. I haven’t felt 100% satisfied with any phone since I last had an old school physical keyboard. I know Blackberry still makes a model with a keyboard but not the kickass big ones they used to make. Samsung has an attachment keyboard but it’s not the same thing. So I’m…

you could have at least shaped that block of haha’s into the shape of a merman’s tail

That was an excellent movie

Girl, cut the cord and remove every way he has to contact you. He got caught and is in hiding like the bitch he is. He may try to reach out once he doesn’t feel his wife’s eyes on him but he’ll never be worthy of your time or trust... Any form of civil ‘closure’ following a bad breakup is a myth. Just focus on healing…

I’m into hour 5 of an insomnia-driven Flipping Out viewing party for one. I haven’t seen those HGTV Texans (I hear they’re big on Jesus? 😬 ) ...but I can confirm that binge-watching Jeff Lewis for hours on end is a life choice I can stand by. 😎 #foreveralone

this better not be about Lady Gaga’s creepy monster zombie baby #nothanks

I cosign this revised explanation

All facial piercings leave gnarly scars and are a bad idea IMO. I refer you to the countless 30 and 40-somethings who now have what looks like a scar from a knife fight on their eyebrows.

There’s a device some bands are starting to use that forces phones to stop working once a concertgoer enters. I’m a fan. A sea of bright flashing screens is super disruptive to both the performer and audience.

I eagerly await the Bill Clinton Carpool Karaoke once he’s First Lady/Husband/??.

He is broke and seems content to stay that way if it means getting out of paying child support. He had some money in the split but blew it all because she was the only one who ever had a responsible handle on the finances; he just wants to be famous and party.

Yep, exactly. He could go get a real job relevant to his non-tv career but chooses not to because A) he doesn’t want to pay child support and B) he still values fucking Kate over more than taking care of his children. Kate might be nasty at times but she’s the only one putting food on the table and doing the day to…

That’s a stupid word

This is all horrifying but I’m going to need some follow up on the human body parts apparently being smuggled into hot dogs..

I knew she was footing his bills but jeeeesus. He would have been fine in a $2500/mo 2bd in the same town.

Scott needs to get a real job. He has 3 kids and basically lives off his ex and the fame her family has brought him. Club appearances may be easy but they conflict with sobriety and were a major reason Kourtney didn’t trust him. He could do lots of other things to bring an income if he had a decent work ethic.