Obama’s great, but your FB line about the upcoming swag deficit isn’t entirely accurate. Bill Clinton (aka the soon-to-be First Gentleman? First Dude?) has plenty of swag.

Sausage Egg McMuffins are the only thing on the McDonalds menu I can stomach and I normally only indulge once in a blue moon. When the all-day breakfast was first announced I got excited and tried to order said breakfast sandwich a couple times at odd times (dinner-ish) and it was really gross.…

I 10000000% would never wear a sleeveless wedding dress, even at gunpoint. Some ladies just don’t want to flash their upper arms around at a highly photographed event. Get the memo, designers 👿

Well that’s a bullshit copout (waving hands in the air as a female latina who has worked in SV tech for over a decade).. 🙄

I’m now fully stocked up on Hillary merch and bumper stickers, so I’ve officially crossed the threshold into inviting rude commentary from the sea of millennial hipsters in my neighborhood. But whatever. 🖕

mountain lions were screwed out of their habitat and poached to near-extinction, so you can’t really fault them for grocery shopping outside whatever park you hope a wild animal elects to never leave...

PS: they generally hunt deer or coyotes (or koalas).. so there’s no need to be scared of mountain lions unless you…

In the housewives blogs, she’s referred to as MC Faye which is amusing.

Yep. Cribs: Las Vegas + Dem Babies.

As a person who has hated milk since I was able to vocalize it (i.e. toddler age), I really DGAF how anyone else chooses to ingest the stuff. If you’re dumb enough to think pasteurization has no useful purpose, cool. Darwin will take care of you.

He has bigger problems if he thinks a small dick can change his sexual orientation....

If you’re serious, I hear he’ll talk to pretty much anyone. Google is your friend.

Is his brother single and not a felon...? Asking for a friend 😬

I grew up near where he lived at this time, and he was known to turn up (randomly, pretty much anywhere in a 20 mile radius) in his flashy cars to pose for photo ops and kiss babies as he ran errands someone else should have been doing for him. As a kid, I thought it was pretty cool that MC Hammer would regularly pop…

I was a fan of both Kathryn and Erika for the first few episodes but I’m pretty much over Kathryn at this point. Is she off her meds?

I like Erika but I find it hard to believe their marriage is anything close to healthy. I know he pays for her lifestyle but it still sucks to see him repeatedly disrespect his own wife.

They are confirming these dates how? I don’t recall any OKCupid rep calling me to find out which messages led to anything in the real world..

UIC is my alma mater and Friday is my birthday so I am hoping the entire Chicago area rises up to gift me with something (non-violent but) awesome at that lame-ass racist’s rally..

There are many excuses to superficially talk shit about this woman but I have to give her respect for owning her past and having the work ethic and motivation to keep her empire going for over a decade. You can’t be as rich and influential as her for 13 years if it’s all about a sex tape. I am glad she spoke out…

Jon will not stay dead 🙄 Let’s not pretend we’re stupid enough to not see the obvious not-dead path(s) ahead. He’s a fucking Targaryen which means he is resurrected by fire - WAS KILLED IN A PLACE THAT CUSTOM DEMANDS MUST BURN BODIES TO AVOID ZOMBIES - and has a motivated (power hungry and wants to bone him) witch on…

Rob literally does nothing but get high and binge eat on his mama’s dime and then out of nowhere dates the most accessible famewhore willing to play his girlfriend. Got it, but still don’t care enough about either of them to have the daily play by play. If this is an actual relationship, maybe spend more time living…