I get perfect rice everytime. And I don’t own a rice cooker.

I prefer opening my car door and dragging my machete along the road when I go over them..

This is exactly why I’ve never signed with the Yankees

Eh, seemed to me like she wanted to be that gossip queen with the real dish and realized that it was a bad idea halfway through but was already in too deep by that point.

The blonde on the left looks like a meth head who just ran through a dollar store naked covered in wack-o glue.

Yeah Nicki is definitely getting fired/black listed. Her hair makeup styling PA (?) career is over.

You should try. It’s much roomier without a 40 gallon drum of Crisco.

I hope she steps bare-footed on a Lego.

Seriously, we’d be so much better off if the entirety of the WH press corps was replaced by the Parkland kids.

No shit. That was a fact I even had on the tip of my tongue. Those WH reporters are fucking useless.

Nope, I do not accept this. We expect more of our military.

Your dead inside aren’t you?

You’re confusing price and value. They are two different things.

What would be awesome is if we removed the stigma from sex work and treated it like other jobs, with benefits and shit.

You’ll get a lot of hate for your post, but that’s just the way it goes on topics that bring out passionate views.

he sucked then and I guess he still sucks now.

I deleted my Facebook accounts months ago. It’s been fantastic.

I deleted my Facebook accounts months ago. It’s been fantastic.

Not to be flip, but utterly sincerely, can we all just fucking quit Facebook already?
Like what more does it have to do.

No disrespect to Emily; this is a good exercise for those on there.
But are we not better than this utter bullshit?

Yes - at some point it became the Lincoln INcontinent-al.