He was a black President and, for many gun humpers, that was reason enough.

Unless you’re a gun manufacturer, why in the world would you give a shit what their sales are like. What an odd thing to be happy about.

Whispering into a mic is now considered a vocal? This was weak sauce. Weak sauce, indeed.

Who got the farms in Zimbabwe? The same people who got industrial and natural resources in Russia - politicians and ranking members of the ruling party. Unless you have a truly selfless crowd of public servants to manage the transition in South Africa who want no part of the new wealth for themselves, families or…

And if those farm lands go to shit because of decisions made by force, who suffers first?
It’s going to be the black children of the people, not these loud mouth politicians or their family.
I don’t care how angry or upset you, you take care of your people first, guarantee that the transition will be successful with an…

And what suburb of Cape Town do you hail from? Cleveland or Detroit? Sit yourself down, shut the fuck up and wank yourself into a better troll-state, you idiot.

Haha my man my mom went to jail protesting apartheid. You are a joke, just another privileged yank who has dabbled in traveling and thinks he knows anything about Africa. Trust me, black South Africans, south Africans of all types want me there instead of your confused amerikkan ass. They also don’t want you…

You seem extra-stupid, even when compared to the average commentator at The Root, which is saying a lot.

Oh that’s cute u watched a movie and now know all there is to know about South Africa. Jesus the nerve of u Yanks. U Kno nothing about sa, the most genuinely multicultural country in the world with 11 official languages and no one single definition of what makes a saffa, while in America u claim multiculturalism but…

Fifteen years ago, the government [of Zimbabwe] began seizing property from thousands of white farmers and giving it to blacks as recompense for the abuses of colonial rule. But now, as agricultural output stalls, black landowners are quietly reaching out to white farmers who were thrown off their land.

So, towards the end of the article, the Zimbabwe situation was mentioned. To be clear, the government of Zimbabwe fucked this up bad, and in the process destroyed a huge part of the economy. White farm-owners got nothing, black farm-getters were not properly screened or trained to see if they knew how to —you know—…

I was off the pipe for a couple years, but then had to contribute to a community page, which they don’t let you do unless you have your profile up. So... I’m back on. But very close to getting off again.

Ugh. Glad I was able to quit this garbage website again recently. Sadly, I’ll probably reactivate my account again sometime in the future...

Obnoxious, obligatory reminder to just quit Facebook instead.

I really admire you folks who wade into that shit infested section of the internet.

You think Trump might remember something that didn’t happen to him personally?

You can’t tell Scalise that his idea would be “a whole new ball game.” He was fucking shot at a ball game.

At the dealerships? I wonder if there is a risk of overcharging.

Please let there be a pee tape, please let there be a pee tape, please let there be a pee tape, please let there be a pee tape, please let there be a pee tape, please let there be a pee tape. 

Am I the only one that prefers the look of the granny knot rather than the perfect evenness of the reef knot?