Next up. Ted Kaczynski runs for president.

God damn it.

Nah. Obama. It’s all Obama’s fault.

She’s like the mom who continually has all sorts of excuses for why her kid fucks up, and blames everybody else but her kid for their problems.

and they don’t know what the fuck they’re talking about either.

and they don’t know what the fuck they’re talking about either.

Fuck these things. It’s like saying McDonald’s is healthy for you. They aren’t minis and they will never BE minis.

Do the larger phones even fit inside the breast pocket anymore?

It worked. What else is there to say?

It’s people like her that make me realize that I don’t add a god damn thing to our culture other than as a consumer of it.

The doublespeak from this woman is astounding. The bullshit she slung during the campaign was abhorent, and this is even worse. Fuck her.

Take the title. Just put the windows down and drive. Mosquito problem solved

Vote to get rid of your fuck face govnor.

I’m gonna vote. That’s all I’m going to worry about and nothing else. It’s out of my hands after that. No amount of worrying is going to change that so I will NOT worry. I just won’t. I WILL NOT WORRY.

We have GOT to wean ourselves off of this shit.

Warren 2020.

My theory is that he was trying to get out of the place without paying the bill so he made up this whole thing.

It may be fun to do these swaps but just the thought of having to deal with the dmv kills that fun for me.

What was the quid pro quo deal he made with his staff to take the fall for him? I would have rolled over in a second on this guy.

I can’t wait til trump pence gets their comeuppance.

Frankly, I think she’s just not that smart.