Hey, we are pleased with your shallowness!

Yeah, I got over that phase in eighth grade.

You’d think Tom Ford would let his kid be who he is...without trying to instill some dumbass stricture of “tackiness” on a 4 year old...

Exactly. The Little Dude has worn nothing but Crocs for the past year. I paid good money for Stride Rite sneakers in different sizes that I’ve had to give away, unworn, because he refuses to wear any shoes but his Crocs.

If you have small children, the rule is that if you don’t want them to wear it, you don’t buy it, because if you buy it they will wear it all the time.

He’s such a dick. Just this alone makes him a miserable fuck. He’s a child, not one of your douche models. What a dick. This made me so sad. Poor kid. The Russian Beluga must suck in that house, on china I bet, no Nemo plates allowed :-(

Right? That threw me even more than the idiotic sexual stuff. Life is short but I still have time to admonish a child about tacky shoes. GetYourLife.com

If I had light up dinosaur shoes, I would hop up and down in a dark closet with a mirror leaned up against the wall, giggling every time they lit up.

I know right? He’s 4. He’s supposed to like tacky stuff because light up and dinosaurs are AWESOME when you’re 4. Also, he’s a little person with his own tastes and preferences, not Tom Ford’s accessory.

I have had roses for about ten days now and they are just starting to go a bit ragged and I have never once looked at them and thought about the inevitability of death. I am pleased with my shallowness.

If he grows up to be like his dad, that will be bad enough.

“So happy” till he learns the secret that his light up dinosaur shoes are tacky and he cannot wear them.

I don’t get that—surely I wasn’t the only 4 year old that knew death occurs. I mean, I get that I didn’t understand it like I do now, as a 41 year old, but still! That turtle I found in the backyard was totally dead. Four year olds can understand “So and So isn’t here anymore.”

It’s really disturbing to think about how people use sex acts as insults like that. “Cocksucker,” “suck my dick,” and so on. These things can only function as insults if it’s understood that sucking dicks is supposed to be demeaning and shameful. Like making someone suck your dick is something violent and angry you do…

Yes, he says, all men should be penetrated at some point. And not as in emotions. He means: All men should be fucked. “I think it would help them understand women...

The shoe one was even worse. Christ, let the kid wear the dinosaur shoes.

“I like flowers. They’re beautiful. I think, ‘Well, they’re going to be dead in three or four days, but my God, aren’t they beautiful now?’ ” He leans back and exhales. “Everything’s so transient,” he says. “Everything dies.”

Man, that’s awful! I’m very sorry. I dated a guy once who I’m pretty sure had narcissistic personality disorder. He lied about EVERYthing. Like random shit—saying that he didn’t get his haircut when I could tell he did (gaslighting). I had never known anyone like that before so I didn’t realize to the extent that a…

:( I’m sorry that happened to you.

Exactly. I divorced a man that I found out had been going on Craigslist having sex with strangers—both men and women—for our entire marriage. I had no idea at all. Not even an inkling. I definitely didn’t know he was bisexual, and I didn’t know he was cheating on me. I told someone about it once and they refused to…