Breaking news: Misogynist white man with lots of privilege cannot handle losing contest to a woman. Just wants things handed to him and get the woman jailed.

But it’s affirmative action and political correctness that are problems because then brown people and women just expect things to be given to them.

He is always thinking outside the box. He negotiates “discounts” after purchasing things, he just declares bankruptcy when he doesn’t feel like paying his bills, and he buys beauty pageants just so he can ogle naked contestants! Now he solved this whole annoying “election” problem with more innovative, thought leader…

Well, this nasty woman just finished filling out her absentee ballot (for a toss-up state with a competitive Senate race, natch) and is enjoying a nice glass of whisky. So enjoy it while you can, you pumpkin-faced loon.

and how.

Breaking news: white man with lots of privilege cannot handle losing contest. Just wants things handed to him.

MY LYRICAL GENIUS WILL NOT BE DENIED!!!

ugh i thought i saw rumblings on twitter this morning that he conceded...but apparently not! hes just conceited!

Interviewer melts down: “I DONT FUCKING KNOW!”

That’s cute! She sounds like a clever and funny kid. Don’t worry about her, her palate will mature as she does. She might be hesitant to try because she’ll remember how unpleasant some foods were, see: adults who freak out over brussel sprouts and are surprised to find that they love them once they get over their…

All kids have 5-10 times as many tastebuds as adults, but they die off during puberty. Which is when most people start liking thinfs like coffee, beer, many vegetables etc. Only a few more years left!

I’m the same way, hummus drives me crazy because it tastes like Christmas trees. I’m also an eater of bland, white things as well, and generally avocados, though sometimes they taste musty. It’s honestly all a complete drag.

And besides, super-tasters (as they’re usually known) are kind of the opposite of what he’s describing. People who can taste more than normal people usually hate super flavorful food. I had friends who were super-tasters who could only stomach stuff like white rice and plain pasta. Honestly, it sounds like it sucks

It must be. But like most chick tracts, I don’t understand it.

Yeah, the brain can play tricks on you for sure. It does look oily at first, but if you look hard at all the white streaks on the legs you’ll see that it is just paint after a few seconds.

So, this happened at the bank once:

Did that Daryl kid even listen to the retro lyrics of Dear Future Husband?

Nice to see the Kawazy Kardashians are continuing their smrt streak by posting more pictures of ultra expensive jewelry.

I don’t know if they were his comics or not, but when I was a lifeguard someone kept putting Christian comics in our break room. Like, every week there would be a new one. As a high schooler I found them really entertaining. The one on the evils of evolution probably convinced me to become a biologist who fully…