Why do these GOP donors only want their money back NOW? The blatant racism wasn’t enough? I refuse to believe any of them are offended for real. They just don’t want to look bad now that it looks like he’s not going to win.

The same people who were upset about men dressing as women to sneak into public bathrooms are going to defend this.

WHY WOULD ANYONE CHOOSE TO BE IN THAT SPACE?!?! NIGHTMARETOWN!!!

YES YES YES YES. I’ve been posting this over and over again. Locker room talk is not “I sexually assault women and you should, too.”

My god. It’s a Rococo nightmare.

“After all, we all have to look at him.” Classiest shade ever.

Trevor Noah nailed this one perfectly: there is a massive difference between using obscene language to talk about your totally consensual sexual experiences and talking about sexually assaulting someone. Is the first one kinda shitty, depending on the situation? Yea. Do your friends probably want you to shut up…

He, like most people with bad/no taste, think that if something is expensive, then it is appropriate/beautiful.The more you spend on it, the better it must be! But this is simply not true. The most expensive wine is not always the best tasting, the most expensive clothes are not automatically the best look for you,…

“Trump’s just an idiot with no sense of aesthetics”

I adore Mr. Sebag-Montefiore’s genteel snark. This is the tailoring equivalent of “bless your heart”.

Well, Kellyanne is apparently OK with TV ads promising that middle class families will get $5000 or more in tax credit if they elect him. Which is, of course, a lie. Worse than the crisp $100 bills, if you ask me, though less likely to cause legal action. A lot of people are hurting financially, and thousands of…

You can put pants on a Cheeto Turd and it’s still a Cheeto Turd.

He won’t concede. He will start by calling for a recount, then call it rigged. He may not literally call for a revolution (treason) but he will strongly imply it and cause some real violence.

I thought that was the most off-message compliment to give her. He’s trying to frame her as weak and ineffective- but she’s a fighter who doesn’t quit?

I like how tiny his hands are. Hilarious.

Are you fucking kidding me? Pussy grabber? Assault bragger? Goddamnit! He is so removed from reality it is infuriating.

Also why didn’t she unilaterally change the tax code as a senator?

I think what I’m getting from his message is that she is a little bit evil and a little bit good, a little bit country and a little bit rock n’ roll, a little bit for the war and a little bit against the war...

Trump seems to really like his new talking point: Hillary Clinton didn’t solve EVERY SINGLE PROBLEM EVER as Secretary of State so therefore she can’t be president.

Ah, his campaign’s short memory. As he said on Sunday night, “I will say this about Hillary. She doesn’t quit and she doesn’t give up. I respect that. I tell it like it is. She is a fighter. I disagree with much of what she is fighting for, I do disagree with her judgment in many cases, but she does fights hard and…