That freaking movie. I’ve been haunted for what...26 years? Shower drains, sink drains, faucets, balloons, the dark, fortune cookies, and clowns, obvs......it ruined me. Why was this a movie that seemed like good slumber party fare? I hope I can avoid all trailers for the new one. *shudder*

Dressing up like a scary clown to cause a panic seems like a really good way to be killed with a shovel.

That near-billion that he lost through bad business deals... very likely was not from his own personal wealth, but from other people’s money. He swindled poor saps with tales of his ‘great business acumen’, got them to invest a near billion dollars, then drove it into the ground in one year. So they’re out ‘real…

Aghhhhhhhh!!! I often wonder if I would be into clowns, or at least not care if I hadn’t seen that movie as a kid. But, eleavtor + clown? Nope nope nope nope.

Recently I’ve been binging Luther and there was an episode where a creepy AF dude comes out from under some woman’s bed and obviously I caught it at around midnight so CLEARLY I HAVENT SLEPT SINCE I SAW THAT. Really, I live with 2 dogs who would equally lose their minds if someone showed up out of no where BUT. My…

Word, so hard. My dad let me watch It as a young kid and now I have a serious fear of the dark( but they totes kicked me out when they rented pretty woman). I’m 35 dude. Maybe it’s coincidence but I grew up in VA and now I live in CO and if I saw a clown I would for real lose my shit. Not cool.

Okay, everyone, repeat after me...

“Many many service men are very very sexist and do not like any women who don’t fit their idea of what being a woman is and Hill doesn’t fit it at all so they don’t mind a dick like trump.”

I also point out to them that he said going to a military boarding school was just like being in the military, so he gets it. Got a medical exemption for Vietnam but played sports all through college. Compared being wildly promiscuous in the 70s, with its terrifying gonorrhea and chlamydia, to being in Vietnam, etc. A…

He is so fucking dense and inarticulate, and so desperate to say whatever he thinks will gain him points (no matter if he believes it or not) that it’s hard to know what to make of his latest display.

There was an article about a former secret service man who’d worked for Hillary in the ‘90s and said she could be a PITA but he was totally voting for her because she gets shit done, and she never backs down.

He’s such a heinous mockery of a human being....he also did this:

I also think it’s funny that even though he his king of the “smear” and is also running for president, he is outraged when he’s attacked politically. Like he shouldn’t ever be scrutinized, he should be the only one doing the scrutinizing

This guy can’t handle his own words quoted to himself a few days later.

Yeah, after his comments about McCain, I can’t believe this surprises anyone.

Really? Veterans can’t handle PTSD... this guy can’t even handle mean tweets.

“The media continues to operate as the propaganda arm of Hillary Clinton as they took Mr. Trump’s words out of context”

Donald “i like people who weren’t captured” Trump said something offensive about servicemembers? Donald let-me-antagnoize-the-grieving-parents-of-a-man-who-died-for-our-country Trump said something offensive about servicemembers?

I totally agree with you but “prettier” is quite relative when the “pretty” is achieved through plastic surgery. Use Ivanka’s “before” pics for a more apples to apples comparison. All of those kids were cursed w/those strong ass Trump genes though. Ivanka was just decided to spend the money to erase what she could.

I’d bet the farm that the same thing goes for Ivanka. If she put on 50 lbs... I mean could he really like someone like that?