We found the end of the line at Rockefeller Plaza and then eavesdropped on the couple in front of us to kill time. The woman was a brunette from Switzerland, visiting New York City on a music residency. She wore a red windbreaker, gold American Apparel leggings, and black oxfords. An upside-down triangle had been…

If you do not understand that we are but a feeble part of this magnificent creation, then you are living in a false pride which prevents you from understanding our true place in the universe, which we are created to rule with justice and love.

I’m totally chill. I’m not even talking in all-caps.

[Unless Adams has stated the following (concerning the healing of religious divides) in his books, he is just another delusional dilettante who has too much time on his hands.]

Solid work, South Carolina.

Um...

Jezebel criticizing people who dismiss people who don’t get their “satire.” That’s rich!*

breaking news: straight young men like pussy! ewww grossss! but sluts loving dick means they’re empowered

You do not deserve a fight. You deserve to live with this white-hot, face-melting, patently wrong take for all of eternity. You see this take is undergoing nuclear fusion at its core and it should keep you from death for many billions of year—more than enough time to realize how wrong you are and regret ever creating…

They shouldn’t ever announce it. Just tell 75 teams to go to certain arenas. Then half an hour before tip-off they tell them, “Okay Winthrop, you’ve got North Carolina. Fuck you.” And then after all the games have been started 7 teams get told “You didn’t make it. Go home, losers.” And the fans have to fill out their…

Hello friends! Jim Nantz here, and welcome to [DEAFENING FART NOISE]

I don’t mean this snarkily. If the only place you can stand to read politics (much less a feminist take on politics) is Jezebel, you’re yet to branch out. There’s a lotta worse shit out there, but on the shit continuum Jez is still towards the shit end.

You know they’re just annoyed. Rich and many of the other writers here wanted La La Land to win, they’ve got a whole backlog of snarky, whiny, victimised articles ALREADY WRITTEN about how it was the worst film and they stole it from the good honest Black movie and how the white devil is destroying Hollywood, and now…

Well, how do you tell them? I am a man, and yeah, you probably should say something, but there is a right way and a wrong way. If you ask for additional oral or hand stimulation, that’s great. But if you say, “You didn’t get the job done, I’m leaving,” that’s the wrong way.

See white men can do everything better than everyone else, including being a cover girl.

I’m not sure what your comment means. They represent 17% of the category and 12% of the population, are you arguing with either of those numbers? You could make an argument that they represent a larger % of performing artists, and you might be correct. I’m just working with the numbers I have.

I’m just curious to see the type of reaction you’re going to get. I refuse to drink the Lemonade even if she is a talented musician. Just not my type of music.

Yes, yes, all very sad. Unfortunately “the feels” is a piss poor justification for, again, willfully breaking the law.

My father is a naturalized citizen. He’s not worried about a thing.