It’s absolutely amazing to me that living in a world where there has never been greater access to knowledge and scientific research is making so many people even more stupid and less educated than they would be without that access.

SHIT TONS OF SALT YO. 

Do other American auto engineers pronounce this company as “Zed Eff” or do I just work with too many Brits?

I’ve called myself a grand millenial, but elder millenial is also good. 

Bought 12 tickets to IMAX Godzilla for Friday. Each of my 3 boys is bringing two friends.

Haven’t we? Pacific Rim was mostly kaiju vs jaeger fights. Not everyone liked that movie but personally I wanted more monster movies to be like it and felt let down by the 2014 Godzilla after it.

That was the point in the review where it became clear to me that Katie Rife and myself have totally different world views.

This review makes the movie sound like exactly what I wanted out of the first one. Less time spent on human characters I don’t care one bit about and more kaiju fights featuring ridiculously awesome looking monsters. 

All that modification, 8000 miles, and being sold. It doesn’t work right.

“What I’d like to do, with the legislature, is to get very harsh penalties in place for people who commit anti-social behavior, in whatever form that takes, I would love to be able to catch these people,”

It was five minutes if you were lucky. Sometimes it’d take longer, particularly for hybrid classes. There’s a reason people would spam /ooc for Clarity.

Man, now I’m flashing back to vanilla Everquest, where you had to level up specific schools of magic.  Just learned your first Conjuration spell to create your own food/drink?  Enjoy burning through 5 full bars of mana until you can reliably cast it even half the time.  Oh, and mana recovery required staring at your…

This is absolutely the correct take, and it’s why I scrapped dad’s old Previa in favour of hauling my family in a modern Sienna.

More than a tap. A deliberate brake-check.

How is “I Eat Ass” derogatory in the slightest? Sounds like a pretty positive statement to me!

The letters are so nicely centered and level. He’s obviously very anal about it. 

“Man, I wish I could read about what it’s like to drive a solar powered car.”
>opens web page, sees a video without any text translation of what’s said in it<
“Huh, guess I’ll never know.”

At this rate, every manufacturer is going to have crossovers in size xs, s, smallish, big-small, medium, medium-ish, small-medium, small-big, large-small, xl, xxl, xm, mx, 3x and Big Gulp. Seating between 4 and 100 passengers and all sporting old SUV or sports car names.

Laughing myself silly. Snorting backwards so hard I injured my neck.

Hahaha. Yeah, I’ll sell you my Diablo but not if I don’t get my fucking $5 list fee back!!