You’re in luck!

Or sabotage.

I demand a new Jalopnik video series of every Jalopnik contributor sharing with us seven interesting things about themselves. And no cheating, like the fact that the is a church in north Georgia called The Torch--that just happens to have the same nickname as Jason. Or does it?

I’m starting to think they’re mean.

Imagine a future where a cracked windshield costs $4000 to replace!

Yeah, we need to create a Godwin Point for these comments.

I thought it would be a powder you could then use to gain superpowers when snorted

So far there hasn’t been any evidence backing up the Indian claim for the downed F-16. No photos, videos, nothing. Same with the claim that they killed 300+ militants. Which was eerily similar the last “surgical strike” they did. Just claims. We do have photos and videos of the 2 Indian jets shot down. One is clearly…

I really hope it’s a Giulia Coupe, but there’s also an opening for them with the small hatch business they’re known for. Bring back the Giulietta with a proper manual and use the Giulia base engine as the hot version. Even make it AWD since the platform is there. That would be a good niche, undercut the A-Class hatch…

GREAT NEWS!

I bet the pilots were giddily requesting their ground speed readout from ATC, only to be one-upped by some asshole in an SR-71. 

The only thing worse are work trucks. One good bump and they throw nails and tools at you. Having to decided to dodge the spinning hammer coming right at you, various screw drivers to your left, or the box on nails to your right, is not at a fun decision to make.

I received the same advice when I did the MSF course too. Do what you have to do to be safe. Speed is never the only factor in safe driving (or riding).

They reportedly raised $450M last year, so they are over the $1B mark. And they bought that old Mitsu plant for next to nothing, which came complete with some very large presses and stamping equipment. They plan to rent out that equipment to another parts manufacturer, which will also help raise revenue. They can…

I’m not saying they stole my idea, I’m just saying... 

It’s a specialty vehicle that fits a wheelchair. Insurance can be pretty cheap when it comes to modified vehicles.

Another great way to increase usable rear load space, the Hennessy 6x6 conversion:

400, but they’ll be sent by only five people.

Anticipating that this comment section will become a shitshow, I just wanted to say that I think that the advice is thoughtful and well-measured.

Makoyougenius!