Goddamn CVTs. Goddamn them all to hell.

Weird to see (somewhat) local news up on the Takeout. Way to fail, Abilene!

I wonder if he ever found a blue one....

Yeah, Ford, I’d like that 7.3 gas engine in a Mustang, pls.

Wow, it took me a while to remember what I’d even posted in here.

My reaction as well.

No mechs, no shits given here. 

There’s a joke that’s old enough to buy beer without getting carded.

No joke, my F-150 is averaging 19 and I am NOT careful with the throttle.

I used to watch food network in high school purely because of Rachael Ray and Giada, because young guys will watch anything with a good looking woman in it, and we didn’t have many channels. But now I love cooking, so I guess osmosis works.

Barney Fife is his spirit animal.

Jalopnik is like 156 in internet years.

I’d drive that to work. And the cop that pulls me over will want my autograph.

Building ships in Atlas to replace the ones my company has relocated to the bottom of the sea during the week. 

Possibly. I’ve always wanted a clean Solstice...but not so much a Sky

Is this something people worry about? I mean, I’m not trying to be an ass (here it comes), but unless I know the barista personally, why would I worry if they were judging me? 

“but it’s still a single-owner car with relatively low miles.”
 

I only use trackballs at home...I hate having to use a regular mouse or a laptop touchpad at work.

I only use trackballs at home...I hate having to use a regular mouse or a laptop touchpad at work.

New Lightning confirmed! Maybe not.

True.