Anything except... the device that more than half of the world’s online content is viewed on.

You’re all still going to buy these fucking things though, right?

Counterfeit centre-caps are dangerous? The other stuff, sure, but centre-caps are usually just a little bit of plastic and/or metal and they have no safety-critical function.

The XJ220 was great but it’s no Lyons LM2 Streamliner.

E91 owner here. I love the split tailgate!

In the UK this is a Vauxhall which is about as uncool as you can get (and I say that as a wagon lover).

I’m sorry Mike, no one should have to write something like this. But you did a great job. 

JFC.

“Because the automatics are lame.”

Interesting. Electric scooters are relatively rare in the UK because they’re not strictly road legal. Anything with a throttle (as opposed to pedal assist) and two wheels is effectively classed as a motorcycle for which you would need an actual licence, but it’s all a bit of a grey area. You’d have a hell of a time…

This was sold as simply the Hyundai Coupé in the UK. They’re quite common but everything I’ve read about them suggests that they’re extremely average to drive. Am I wrong?

I don’t know if this is universal but in the UK the Kwik-Fit type places test a/c systems with a vacuum machine which doesn’t work very well, because a vacuum can actually close a small leak and make the system appear sealed.

“We need a name for used cars that look clean but are full of secret problems. For a new car, that’s a lemon. What about old stuff?”

You sure that’s the DCT version? It’s hard to make out, but I can’t see the big grey button which the DCT bike has at the bottom of the left switchgear.

Incredible. As someone who got his bike licence just over a year ago, I can’t fathom riding at this level of commitment.

I love Mazda for actually doing thing differently to other car makers. Now if they could just rust-proof their damned cars properly...

Alexa, show me an automotive irrelevance.

The A110 is basically in the same weird niche BUT if the early reviews are anything to go by, it’s a much more polished product than the Alfa.

Oh David.