Is the €20 note there so you can roll it up and snort this bag of the good stuff?

This enrages me. Whenever people leave screen protectors on forever I think “who are you saving it for?”.

Your articles are my favourites, David.

I’m not certain, but from the bounciness I assume we’d backed it right off. Maybe not to zero, but low enough. I imagine it would feel harsher with max damping.

I got a great demonstration of this when, with the help of a mechanic, I adjusted the suspension on my (sadly sold) Eunos Roadster (Miata to you plebs).

David, I appreciate you.

SAME.

Adorkable.

Same but my dog just gave me a WTF look. 

Counterpoint: sedans were never that good. Wagons have always looked better than their sedan counterparts. Hatchbacks have always been more practical and better value for a given class of car.

See also the “you must spend one month’s salary on an engagement ring” thing: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-27371208

The “she” thing always makes me cringe. We get it dude, you want to fuck your car.

Depends on the publication, but yes I agree. I work for a UK (bicycle) website and we strictly enforce the brands-are-singular rule. It sounds so much better. 

wen u underwater on ur loan

Mazda heard you liked C-pillar so they put C-pillar in your 3 so you could see pillar while u drive.

Nice Elio, bro.

Oh man. :(

For years I thought the bus driver in the Simpsons was called Auto. It seemed logical for a character whose main purpose was to drive. Also, the US pronunciation of the name threw me. 

I’m curious as whether the average Range Rover hits its original purchase price in fuel and repairs over the course of its lifetime.