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Came here for this, not disappointed. (Annoyed you beat me to it though.)

Photo Credit: Pablo Martinez Monsivais

This seems like a worthwhile hill on which to die.

The irony is that including her name adds absolutely nothing to the story. It disappoints me that Jalopnik is joining in the lynch mob.

I actually feel sorry for this girl. She’s an idiot, but the abuse and ridicule to which she’s being subjected now must be fairly horrible. Even major news outlets are rubbing their hands in glee because of the “topless” angle.

Can someone please ‘shop the front end from a W124 onto this badboy? You know, for science.

Good stuff! Re high mileage 996s, have y’all seen this?:

I <3 articles like this. Good work.

I like that Jalopnik stopped scoring reviews. I write reviews for a living (not of cars... yet), and scoring consistently and fairly is a PITA because you’re dealing with ever-shifting goalposts.

#TugCar

Deserves more stars.

I enjoyed this, and I suspect I would feel similarly about such a car. It’s a truly magnificent machine, but the stress of ownership seems too great for anyone but the uber-rich who can afford not to care too much.

Good work Mr Tracy. I always enjoy reading about your wrenching adventures.

I’m thinking small electric city car.

Fascinating! Taking shit apart and figuring out how it works sounds like a hell of a lot of fun to me. (Although I realise the amount of data that’s being gathered here means it’s not all fun and games.)

Those exhausts look like cats’ anuses.

Perfect.

I hope this meme never dies.

I enjoyed this.