“We are thoroughly committed to covering the Mavs” (watches a game or two from afar) “You know what, we’re good.”

(runs in, breathless) CHRIS CHRISTIE CHRIS CHRISTIE CHRIS aww shit it’s been done three dozen times

“More the the Wild, the Innocent, and the E-Mail Shuffle!”

Although it’s not predictive the number of voters locked in and at levels of support higher than Obama had in early voting in 2008 or 2012 means that Trump has to make up a hell of a lot more than Romney or McCain, who of course both lsot.

Comey the Clown

No idea how he got a hold of Louisiana Senate candidate David Duke’s speech.

I thought being in possession of a towel meant that one didn’t panic.

The most exciting 11th seed in the business.

Every bit as huge as Sigue Sigue Sputnik rocking the SNL house during the Rich Hall Era.

Goodell’s successes are much like the laughs Jeff Dunham’s Arab terrorist puppet gets: frightening and problematic.

Man that one ‘let’s talk about cricket’ story really opened up the floodgates