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That’s really the only logical outcome. They’re making him raise money for his legal defense right now, then they swoop in for the kill.

It means I’ll probably be walking to work...

I would do exceptionally stupid things with this vehicle. I could think of worse ways to burn $2500 that wouldn’t result in the amount of stupidity and fun this would bring.

NP

Seriously, what an idiot. Even I know that the proper position to hold a gun when clearing a jam is to place the barrel in your mouth so it holds steady.

I’ll help you with a first draft:

I would’ve said “Who are the Oakland Raiders?” and flipped over my podium when the judges ruled against me.

Mgtow aims for total male separatism, including forgoing children

I feel for the guy, but anyone looking to collect cars and let them sit like that should really have looked at zoning regulations for the area first. Also, I don’t really sympathize with people who buy this stuff to let it rot as it appears he’s doing. Lots of cars go from “needs work” to “parts only” by being left…

I had a friend who went on to get his PhD, then to JPL to work his dream of going to space.

I’m not sure how carefully you have to tread in Florida Craigslist right now

Yank the body off and graft a clean Pontiac Fiero onto it for the ultimate reverse kit car.

Make those tyres squeal like a piggy?

Paul Williams is still available, but he may still want to kick Burt’s ass…

Does the Hellcat have an ashtray to hold him?

Ned Beatty is still around at 80. They could be on their way to a canoe trip and decide to max out the car instead.

Has anyone contacted this guy?

New rule: