Elaborate games of Connect Four.

That would make a great statue of him.

I’m disappointed in the Jalopnik commentariat. This is the most correct answer:

I have found this car enchanting for quite some time.

The fact that the turbine doesn’t exit directly centre-rear is a gigantic oversight.

Pretty sure that’s a hole in the water into which you throw money, dude.

The dude on the right looks like a black Jonah Hill.

I dont think he is trying to get his money back. He must have spent much more than $40k.

No SOP for U!

It’s a pity this is belt drive, ‘cause you’ll never break a chain!

Oh ML, won’t you fight me in my Mercedes Benz?
My friends all drive Cayennes, I must make amends.
Worked hard all my lifetime, no help from my friends,
So ML, won’t you fight me in my Mercedes Benz?

So many times on Amazon I will read the 1 star reviews and conclude over and over again that the authors are morons.

Why is the frunk popped in every picture? That strikes me as odd...

They paid $35k for a mediocre car 14 years ago and want $40k for a car

To Much Cash for Dis Much Car

I live south of I-10 so I’m more concerned by the lack of A/C.

I don’t think that’s what tasteful means.

Malaise yachts need love too!