I think the idea here is <$2k (once fixed, fixed-ish, or fuckit: just able to get out of 2nd) for a SOLID work truck. It doesn’t need to be a pleasure to drive, it just needs to be functional.

Photos or it didn’t happen.

Why the ATS? If we are going used why not go all in?

So outside of Porsche sports cars (since the Miata is no longer happy) what other new cars in the market still have a happy fascia?

“This Infiniti M45 may look like an automotive tribute to the late, great Harambe,”

I know. I am the safest most considerate driver in the world. But then I see a truck and suddenly I become insane and can’t help but to pitch my 2500 lb car in front of them and dare them to deal with my awesome power.

It floats! Burn it!

Wouldn’t you just have the ABS system let the front wheels roll a bit if the back end starts to come up too much?

I was gonna drive the Aventador, but then I got high

I see Mercedes AMG’s every single day, and they’re always been driven at 12 mph on the BQE by somebody who looks like it’s been fifty years since they stepped on a gas pedal with more force than they’d use to shake their doorman’s hand. By the time these cars get to their fourth owners who really want to use this…

You forgot about the lamentation of the women

One dollar makes me holler (in a fit of bat-shit rage).

“I’m sorry, I’m not familiar, what’s a ‘Mustang’?”

I suppose I have no response, other than “Lipton is terrible and people who drink it have no respect for tea or themselves.”

Local junkyards near me pay out for cars. Not a lot, sure, but some. First you can sell off any body panels in good shape, any glass that isn’t cracked, electrical switches, wiring harnesses, and other odds and ends. Given BMW’s propensity for charging up the wazoo for replacement parts, I think you could recoup your…

Wingless Countach is best Countach.

No. U.S. workers want to make a living wage, which will happen making trucks and SUVs, not economy cars. That’s why Focus production is headed south of the border.

Well, yes, it’s spelled “Mercedes-Benz Yacht”, but it’s pronounced “Throatwarbler Mangrove”…

Nothing pissed me off more than when I make the perfect solder connection only to realize I forgot to put the heat shrink on first