Police Officer puts a father to shame in front of his daughter, forces the father to drive to WalMart to support big corporations.

What would that even sound like?

Why use doors? Just lift the whole darn thing and walk out!

I’ve heard the story that they were called suicide doors because you couldn’t tuck and roll when bailing out of the car when you were playing chicken with another asshat.

HMMWV FOR SALE

“Jaguar Land Rover’s all-aluminum Ingenium engine family is a scaleable one...”

Came to post this. Can leave now. Well done.

A necessity;

Dat Ass.

Exactly! Its a boat by the definition of the word - a hole in the water that you throw money in.

What?

The amount of energy lazy people are willing to expend to be lazy is sometimes amazing.

Was the shareholder from Texas?

Fifteen is my limit on schnitzengruben

It’s like K.I.T.T.’s new origin story for a Knightrider movie reboot.

“And so in exchange for a few favors, the government of FRANCE allows me usage of an older nuclear reactor.”

I, for one, welcome our new EV overlord. He puts the “Ev” in evil!

...no one?

I myself was hoping to start an aftermarket vinyl face sticker business for Model 3 customers... you know, to fund my Model S. >:)

I’m over the rat rod thing already, for $22,500 I want a resto-moded vehicle with a liveable interior at the least, not one featuring a dirty cracked dash, a hole in the seat and an old Mexican blanket covering the center tunnel. Yeah maybe it’s a more expensive vehicle restored but I see tons of $$$ in required…