I think we can all agree that the 1986 Buick LeSabre Grand National we looked at yesterday is the automotive equivalent of pulp-free orange juice.

You forgot to mention they also lost half the steering wheel.

Yoke steering, announcement on 4-20. Did somebody misunderstand and Elon actually bought 9% of Toyota, not Twitter?

That last part.

Are you implying that the American southwest is safe?!?!? But it borders Mexico!!! Those hordes of illegals will steal all the test cars and use them to traffic drugs, humans, and Coke made with sugar!!!

I may be thinking of the one where the students tore down the goal posts and rammed the pointy ends into the visitor’s section. Or is that also a common occurrence?

Was that the game where it rained tortillas on A&M?

If we are talking best Bond themes that weren’t, Muse’s Supremacy is #1...

I prefer LorryFloory.

Just spit-balling here, but...

Speaking of the 2 that left, are we all excited about March 32nd tomorrow?!? 

Dammit! This is where the loss of Torch is really being felt!

Here’s one that runs on gasoline...

By Thanksgiving, sunset in Vegas is about 4:30 pm, so I don’t think that is much of a problem.

Not sure I’d call a 1:00 AM Eastern start “prime time.”

Gee, Mr. Bezos, you’re up early this morning.

Slide 4: “Any wheel where the number of spokes is not evenly divisible by the number of visible lugs.”

That picture is a collage of multiple pics. There is no single vantage point from which you can see all those elements together, even with the most expensive freaking lens you can buy.

Cincinnati is probably at the bottom of the list.