Thanks for the tip! Unfortunately it’s too late to edit.

Glen, I found the perfect car for you right there in Jersey. A 2019 Genesis G70 with an honest-to-God 3-pedal manual. While I’ve never driven a G70, the auto press, including more than one Jalop, have raved about it. Its a Genesis, so it it has all the bells and whistles Hyundai can throw at it. Its based on a Kia, so…

I’ll second this. The only new cars were the government issued Dodge Diplomats (iirc). Billy’s ‘77ish Camaro and Steve’s rich kid BMW were damn near perfect for what we were supposed to think of the characters as we first meet them.

Columbo’s Peugeot 403. It was such a non-threatening car for such a non-threatening detective. Caused the criminals to let their guard around him because they didn’t take him seriously.

Eastwood’s Gran Torino in “Gran Torino.” Because it would have been pretty stupid for him to drive a Monte Carlo in a movie called “Gran Torino.”

The title is clean and the seller says the reason the car is being offered is that they have one too many E39 M5s and this is obviously the less desirable of the pair. That being said, the seller is open to trading it for some other M-badged Bimmer.

I don’t think so. The bed drops down when the wheel comes off. Also looks like it is just riding on the disc brake afterwards.

Jalopnik’s new theme song...

But NPOND always seems to come down to “would I buy it” votes, versus its worth to someone who’s into that style.

After seeing Kanye in a McDonalds drive-thru in a Sherp, I may have to change my answer.

I think Dallas already has stadium rights to that song.

Rather than having to get out of the driver’s seat to pop on the paddlewheel hubcaps, why not repurpose the engine fan as an impeller for a jet-ski like water jet? Even better, get the engine literally boiling hot before entering the water and then you’d have a steam-jet drive!

Five years ago I would have agreed with you. But the last five years have opened up my eyes to how pervasive racism is across every state in the union. Aren’t most of the white trashinalists groups up in Michigan/Wisconsin?

In those years? It was probably smuggled in the tires of those 6x6's. Those could hold a lot! Would also explain their driving styles.

It would have been a dream job to be a children’s program director in the late sixties to early seventies. How many jobs are there where you are required to be stoned out of your mind at work?

This is one case where the “/sarcasm” tag is redundant.

All you people suggesting trucks/SUVs that don’t float? Pshaw!!

Ask yourself: why is it that there’s never been a meaningful, impactful, or challenging exposé written by a car journalist?