I have no idea what you are talking about...

Current owner?

Nah, send her on a #vanlife trip with Brian Laundrie. 

Lemme get this straight. You’re out hiking with your S.O. and he/she slips on a rock and knocks themselves unconscious. Instead of rushing to call/find help, you would run away and not tell anyone because you had had an argument earlier. If so, then you are a worthless piece of trash and would hope you get tossed away…

He never said he needed storage space. His wife drives the family car. He mentions riding a bike to work, so his commute probably isn’t that long. A Mr. Deuce would be a perfectly acceptable alternative to a bike.

I was expecting Mercedes to suggest a JDM import of a Beat or something similar.

I occasionally see a Volvo Amazon on my morning commute. When I was going into work later in the morning (pre-damnpemic) I saw a DeLorean several times. There are brave souls in this world who will DD an older, interesting car. I am not one of those people, however.

But if you zoom out enough on Google maps, all highways are part of a grid.

Let me know when the Thunderdome is ready for the first match.

#1 way to clear his name would be for the cops to find her alive. If he thought there was a chance of that happening, he would be talking.

100% agree with hiring a lawyer in a case like this where he is obviously going to be the #1 suspect. But, like you imply, if he truly cared for Ms. Petito and wasn’t involved in her disappearance, he would have his lawyer right next to him while he gave the authorities as many details as he could. After all, if there…

Am I the only one who saw the flowers as a crowd of bald/blond Lilliputians in judges robes?

That is a lot of money to pay just to be asked “what year is your Mustang LX?”

My first three cars were all mid-late 70's. From a quality/drivability standpoint, the mid 80's cars were vastly superior. But that is because the bar was set in the Marianas Trench.

The seller must be familiar with how icebergs float.

Uh, no. Porsche does it weekly.

The number one reason track times are important: dick swinging.

Yep. A quick look at autotrader classics and this is at the bottom end of the price range. Only one was less ($12.5K) and it had been molested by someone who dropped the suspension. Reasonably restored ones are going for $20-$25K. A little elbow grease, spruce up the interior and you could probably flip this for a…