While the SZ is the most rad-ical of ‘90s Zagato designs, I’d still prefer the similar vintage Lancia Hyena

Public Service Announcement:

C’mon, haven’t you ever smelled something funky and then shoved it under someone else’s nose and commanded “here, smell this”?

What ever happened to Jimmy in portfolio management?

I’ve now seen it all. Someone asking for buying advice from David Tracy.

Hell, dude, I don’t have dental insurance anymore. That junk’s expensive.

Bisected Somewhat in a Manner Which Could Be Construed to be Equal to That Which Would Occur if One Divided the Capacity of its Storage By Two.

True. But what do you think of his take in this article?

Save the Tatas

“That’s the cup of a car painter.”

Is Jalopnik, like, contractually obligated to attach “Holy-Grail” to every description of this engine?

This is ridiculous. It’s becoming Tail-gate. Or is it Tailgate-gate?

Your use of overly long ellipses and excessive exclamation points isn’t doing your minor point about grammar a lot of favors. 

Looks like he’s gonna need two kinds of new Capris

“Ad nauseam” - Hellcat marketeering

Ahem... and floormats.

“Ad infinitum” - Challenger marketing

“Add lightness” - Lotus

Yeah, this is like a David Tracy article but without all the tetanus.

Rudder comes stuck hard to port.