@Cookie: I want the dlc that will fulfill my epic dream of being a intergalactic pimp! cruising interstellar space pimpin' ho's and taking shit from no one!

@The Count of Monte Fisto: LOL omfg that's good!

@Beardbeardly: do you have first -hand- experience with this???

@RevengaSweet: gtfo of the closet

@Sabre_Justice: Okay, no more long name.: wouldn't he faint with the amount of blood needed to inflate his hindenburg?

@CockroachMan: clearly they feel defensive about something...

@Ultragrande: send him to Afghanistan to find Osama, and then have his way with him... gay islamic jihad pron?

@Mister Jack FINALLY got Plants vs. Zombies: Call of Duty: My Little ponies?!

@soberum: jasper ftw fools

@Skunky: failure is not a option!

just bring a xbox 360 duh

@Sparkimus Prime: the quest is not complete until the halo 1 pistol returns in its full glory. NEVER FORGET!

@FrankieViturello: it looks like a fleshlight for women

@madog: asshole, I called that one!

@njdevil: I breath carbon-monoxide and nitrogen-dioxide, what don't kill me makes me high!

@Eternalbl:

@Cookie: sometimes I wish life was more life futurama, then I think about the career chips!

@Culebra: intergalactic pimp-mode, as I always am in teh mass effects

how are they still loosing money?

@(Starman) 258, Brigadier-General of the FireWire Battalion: if you had over 100 friends, which you dont