Sean Rodriguez is batting .214. It’s the first time he’s been above .200 in four years.

This is a non-story manufactured to make Hard Knocks more interesting this year. Let’s give it a rest already.

I guess they weren’t generic enough for you, indie kid.

Listen, we’ve been married a long time. “Love” was bound to fall to “Like” at some point, OK?

I guess this is an unpopular opinion, but my wife and I saw Mumford and his kiddos in Madison, Wisconsin last March and they were great. I enjoyed the show very much despite not knowing most of the songs.

Rockford, brother.

I worked at Arby’s as a 15-year old. The mid-90s were a different time.

This entire story line makes me want to die.

@infinite_scream

You have never, ever watched or listened to Le Batard’s show.

What in the world? When did Mickey Mouse become Ren and Stimpy?

https://twitter.com/billykulpa/status/1147306247915560960?s=21

I’m a Chicago Bulls fan. How was everyone’s Fourth?

You better hope Bobby Portis doesn’t see this article, Chris. He’s been known to be vengeful in the past.

This is so dumb.

These memos sound perfectly reasonable. They offer clear reasons why using the software is a bad idea and present in-house software alternatives. Additionally, they leave room to use the software, anyway, if a good enough reason is approved.

I know the Wizards are incompetent, but why not offer the Ujiri to Morey?

One thing they ought to do is stop fucking worrying about recreating the situation from last year. They’ve managed to make this A Thing that we’re all going to have to deal with for years.

This is the best Deadspin comment I’ve ever seen.

Something about that guy is very old-timey baseball. I don’t know how to explain it, but it felt like he was running with a pack of cigarettes in his shirt pocket the whole time.