Rough night, being replaced by Jesus and all. Wilson Ramos is the Wally Pipp of prophets.

Hey so, is there a piece detailing the need for a change? Not that I have an issue with Splinter as a moniker, but what necessitated the change??

I’m a big Rays fan. I’m really excited for our team this year.

Seconded. Not only is Roger Ailes in hell, he’s trying to figure out a profitable business model for it as we speak.

For me, it’s my soul that’s horribly disfigured.

For me, it’s my soul that’s horribly disfigured.

I assumed this was another goddamned “eSports” article. Thank you for the alternative!

Spellcheck, bro.

EXCUSE ME.

Excuse me.

(Via Flip Flop Fly Ball. Google it.)

Wait who is this Jeb guy.

??????

Whatever you do, Kevan Smith, do not talk to the media about how (legitimately) shitty your teammates are.

I think you’re undervaluing the Clippers here. They were 51-31 this year with a top heavy team that shot nothing but long 2s. They’re not suddenly a lottery team without Chris Paul.

This, Commentman#1, is the best Kinja possible.

Almost like he wasn’t sure where the beef was. Maybe they should come up with some kind of slogan or something?

I’m just happy it’s over. It’s like that meth-addicted physically abusive couple we all know. Just get divorced or OD already, man.

The ESPN trade grade story is just going to say “Atlanta: A+” with no accompanying text. 

I went to that elimination game at the UC.

Pasting Michael Jordan’s head over a white guy’s head is not blackface.