“Join the Mobile Infantry and save the Galaxy. Service guarantees citizenship.

“The only good bug is a dead bug!”

A Black Hole of debt, if you will.

It’s weird how much the average sports fan hates sports.

Florida, man. Wow.

I appreciate your nuanced and measured response.

Shouldn’t it technically have been Footy McFoot Face?

Fair! Point conceded.

He wouldn’t have left Boston if he was the world’s greatest leader (despite how many assholes he had to live near or work with).

I’m sure there will be wide-sweeping repercussions for our President.

We want to make sure we don’t carry this guy’s water. His fountain is clearly labeled over there, after all.

Boooooooo.

This is an asshole response. You’re an asshole.

This is exactly right. At least Wade is going to retire in shame at the end of the season and give us salary cap relief.

This makes perfect sense. Fagin long has been known as the receiver of stolen goods.

Tuesday, bro.

I love Deadspin.

Going from Mike Felumlee (really nice guy, btw) to Derek was kind of like going from Trent Green to Kurt Warner.

Thought I was going to get insightful analysis on what happens to Alkaline Trio now that Matt Skiba is in Blink-182 semi-permanently.

Oof.