If you leave out the sex and gore, you miss the whole point.

My money is on Fat, oh excuse me, Fluffy Elise Stefanik. 

Elect clowns, expect a circus.

They all look like domestic terrorists because they ARE.

Rand Paul hates women.

He’s not a Marine. He was court-martialed and dishonorably discharged, so naff off.

And reminding people that Whelan was court-martialed and dishonorably discharged from the Marines, too, so he’s technically not a Marine.

He should get just as much privacy as he afforded the Pelosi family last month and not one iota more.

I truly feel sorry for this child. It must be horrible to be the child of such an odious person who publishes d*ck pics of someone else’s son on Twitter and diminishes other people’s sexuality, self-worth, feelings, and politics at every turn. I would bet that someone at her school has been giving her a hard time…

Russia wanted a SPY back in exchange for Whelan. We don’t have any of their SPIES. The country that does is Germany and we can’t make Germany do anything. Got that, O ye thick of head? Read the fine print.

So when are they going to admit pole dancing as a sport? That requires a certain amount of athletic ability too, at least to be really good at it.

Harvey sure doesn’t care if the world knows he is trash and has a hideous, deformed penis. He seems to want to humiliate women with it in every possible way, including making them describe it and what he does with it. Not a good strategy for the win, Mr. Weinstein.I assume you do know where this is taking you, right?

This girl committed a damn public service and should have been given an award, not a sentence, for getting this guy off the planet. Restitution, my sainted Aunt Matilda!

That’s an awful lot out of the mouth of a brown first-generation American. Just saying.

More evidence that Tudor Dixon is a four-door fraud.

Dude should have been arrested for menacing, since I am going to assume he knows how to use that weapon. 

Run, Sha’Carri, run, and don’t let the bastards get you down!

And any docs who did this who are now dead— sue their estates!

Carolina Gaitán? Scarlett O’Hara looked better in her mother’s living room drapes.

Jason Momoa? I’ll take one.