Yeah, as I wrote all that I realized people aren't going to spend half a billion dollars in three days to see a movie that explains how military-technology is driving us into a morally decrepit hellscape of military over-reaching.

That's a good point. For some reason I figured it would just take place Post-Crystal Skull or do a James Bond thing and keep with the times. It could easily do neither. That said, I love the idea of Indy as an American James Bond. Not in structure, but just like, James Bond is all fancy gadgets and high-society…

I am aware I'm thinking too much about this I'm very tired.

There are so many names I don't know here, but I think I get the point. I just don't get like… If a theme park has that tech, how do governments not? I figure, if military application was seen as possible from it as early as the original Jurassic Park, they would have been developing it for years. I would have…

Will it be Nazis tho? I figure last time it was what, Soviets?

Separately, the one thing I LOVED was when, after being called out for making a "fake" dinosaur for viewers, the guy in charge of the research department said, essentially, "none of these dinosaurs look like the real thing, because then people wouldn't want to look at them". It served as a nice commentary on the…

It also felt weird that the human big bad's "Horrible answer" of using the raptors eventually totally worked as the only solution, once they took his idea even further.

i really do think he'd be a great indy, not lie. It'll be a little sillier than the harrison ford version, but i think he can totally handle the tone and action stuff. good on chris pratt for becoming a great huge movie star.

Oh, I mean the big-bad being the huge modified dinosaur, who got killed by the jurassic version of the loch ness monster. i tried to ignore the military contract dude, he was too annoying to be any good as a bad guy.

also, if you watch it as chris pratt's audition tape to be indiana jones, it's a huge success.

well, not exactly the same, but you know what i mean. i do give the movie props for following the full-on "bad guy from movie one becomes the good guy" sequel formula. it's goofy, but it totally worked here.

to be fair, the big bad got the exact same death

also, re: JW, they're fucking paid private soldiers. like it sucks people died but being like "FUCK THESE PRIVATE TROOPS DIED" felt rly weird if civilians deaths are goofs

also i watched inherent vice last night and i was crazy drunk and high, so i have no fucking clue what happened (plus i left for like twenty minutes in the middle). i should've been taking notes like joaquin. that said, i really loved watching it, it looked absolutely amazing. good movie, gonna watch it again.

hey guys i saw jurassic world finally and it was fine but it had no concept of tone, right?

Also I haven't heard the Donnie Trumpet album yet but unless Chance raps about running through the 6 with his woes I can't imagine I'd put it over Drizzy.

Legit as of yesterday or two days ago To Pimp was 5, Drake 4. But then I heard that Titus album. Sheesh. 2015 is a great year.

I like To Pimp A Butterfly, and it almost made number 5, but I can't put it above anything else on that list, and I was torn between it, If You're Reading, and The Barter 6 for that five spot. It ultimately came down to the fact that I know every single word to If You're Reading, and I still get excited as hell every…

Maize Kraize's albums of 2015, so far

Jack's albums of 2015 so far