I like to keep frozen pizza around, and I'll eat it when I'm too drunk or it's too late to get real pizza. Otherwise, it's Pizza. If you're ever more than a mile from a pizza place, you're living wrong.

not really. more of an emperor guy, myself.

I haven't bothered. I mostly listen to black metal really.

I'd like to point that, to the American upperclass, discussion of a privately owned prison system is actually more threatening than burning down the white house. #edgy

GRAMMY PICKS!!!!

It's not that. It's that a typical Jay-Z stadium crowd member knows Jay-Z maybe starting at Hard Knock Life, earliest.

He's not a businessman, he's a business, man.

Yes, but did either of his movies have the shot of the oil fire? No? Alright then.

Yeah, that's my guess as to how I end up feeling. I have a copy of No Country the book that my Grandfather gave me or my Mom or something, actually, but I've never read it.

Oh, I thought you just meant of the nominees. Hey, I'm downloading Jesse James now!

Huh. I've actually seen all the nominees, at least partially*, besides Atonement which I'm guessing is one of those three. (What's the other. I'm sure There Will Be Blood is one, and then… Juno? Michael Clayton>?).

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

I am currently watching No Country for Old Men, and it is absolutely incredible. Unless this ends with Bardem's character shedding his skin and turning into an Alien with a blunt in his mouth, I am going to have to reconsider how mad I got when it won the Oscar instead of There Will Be Blood (which I hadn't seen yet,…

http://www.youtube.com/watc…

I'll try my hardest, but Lancaster isn't really full of art films.

BUT IT ALSO MEANS I CAN WATCH YOUR MOVIE THAT'S GOING TO SUNDANCE high-five bro

You know what's crazy? I literally cannot imagine a time in which I was unable to watch a certain movie. I mean, I'm sure back in my youth (the 90s) it was harder, Blockbusters and Hollywood Videos didn't have everything, or you'd have to order it online or find some weird tape-trader group. But imagine being alive…

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO…

@avclub-605302b7b2612ace0b5716f3285b7ba0:disqus AS SOMEONE FROM LANCASTER PENNSYLVANIA, YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH ABOUT WHOOPIE PIES

I couldn't get into Obsidian. I got halfway through it, was not enjoying a second of it, and haven't revisited it. It might be all the memories of good times attached to Cerulean, who knows.