So, my University's library re-opened today after a few years without one.  The DVD section is immediately upon entering.  Not only do they have Criterion, they have BOX SETS.  Like, Bergman Trilogy-level shit.  I am going to have a fucking great semester for film, between raiding that and my philosophy of film class.…

so wait is he a real person?

about damn time

So, how much do you know about Another Narrator Returns

High school-aged Maize is pissed because he fucking hated Catcher in the Rye, reads nothing but Vonnegut.

I always forget Maps wasn't created at the beginning of time.

sorry!

That video made me almost start crying and I don't know why.

Three Way Tie: Ignition (Remix), Fell In Love with a Girl, Hey Ya, is the only logical option.

Dude all of that songs super shitty and annoying.  Just be friends with whoever the fuck you want.

So I've been back at school for under 24 hours and am already holed up in my dorm listening to Morrissey texting people about I hate being at school.

Yeah, it's this sound.

It all depends.  For example, even if the director had a large impact, Being John Malkovich AND Eternal Sunshine are, in my mind, Kaufmann films.

I love it when you notice something in modern art that will have to be explained to future generations, since it is clearly a product of now.  At around 2:30 in the Flaming Lips song "The Sparrow Looks Up at the Machine" you hear an odd noise, that almost anyone would recognize as "The sound your iPhone makes when it…

She's a real Febberuary.

HDB, we really need to hit up the same party sometime.

I BLACKED OUT ON BLUE MOON, KIRKLAND BEER, AND KIRKLAND VODKA LAST NIGHT.

Holy Grail, This is Spinal Tap, Hot Rod, Animal House, Hot Rod again.

Maybe it's just me, but I think that, for me, the Beatles are one of the most influential bands of all time.

1. Stink Bugs.