Well, don't mind if I do!

I always watched mine do that. They keep their nails clean that way!

No one believes me when I tell them about Birdo/Catherine/Birdetta. No one!

Honestly, the papers I write in grad school simply feel like beefed-up versions of ye olde lab reports. Which... is actually a good thing, as it means that said lab reports actually served a purpose!

Gasp! I did that once the when I went to a conference a couple years ago. I felt so terribly professional. I never even thought about it being a sign that I'm some sort of adult.

That is an awesome title and it sounds like it will be an equally awesome paper.

So, I finished my term project tonight. Yay! Has anyone else experienced the eerie joy of saving a document as a PDF and marveling at how it suddenly, magically looks infinitely more professional? I did tonight and it was awesome.

The joke is that bananas are used in Mario Kart to trip up other races. Thankfully, I doubt marathoners are quite as cut-throat as Mario Karters...

That photo is terrifying but I must confess that I love her necklace. Because that is entirely relevant to the conversation at hand. Totally.

I love it too! And any time I get one of the songs stuck in my head, it invariably leads me to listen to the songs on YouTube, and then watch the entire movie. Sometimes twice.

Precisely! The dress is tailored to fit you; you are not tailored to fit the dress. That's not how clothing works!

I've heard of women of the busty variety employing athletic tape as an ad-hoc (and more supportive) stick-on bra. I myself am tempted to try this in lieu of having my longline bra tailored for my dress. (Yes, apparently there are bra tailors.)

Hm. I suppose it does lose a lot without her tone, when the story is relegated to text, and I may have phrased her initial statement more mildly than reality (honestly, I can't remember exactly what it was anymore). The follow-up comment was what bothered me.

I sometimes wish that I'd gone with a dress just like that! It would certainly suit the current plans better, for sure.

Me neither; I'm still proud of what I did get written/rewritten, and I noted my pride 100 words at a time. Good luck!

Ooh, time for my favourite (and really, only) wedding planning anecdote! I was trying on the dress I was about to buy, and the seamstress came out for the consultation. She fussed with the hem and the way the straps (yay, straps) are a bit too long for my short, short self, and then plucked at the slight puckering at…

Would you please tell me more about this peanut butter/lime dressing? I love salad meals, and I am happy with my oil and vinegar dressing, but variety couldn't hurt!

Right, but at the front, the... Well, I suppose the pressure against the urethra can pass through, in a way, to the clitoris beyond. Makes sense! Carry on.

I noticed that American/Canadian problem, but then I realised that can still be the American version of a prince. After all, the Canadian version is, well, the Queen's son, ears and all.

...You have nailed it.