This illustrator is amazing.

yes please.

Things I would tell my teenage self:

"...and they're smaller than horses..." GO TEAM HORSE LADY!

The principle held a news conference at the high school, saying the two girls were believed to have been friends.

She doesn't even know the second one is coming... SOMEBODY WARN HER!

Do you eat meat? As far as I understand, the majority of people 'stop a beating heart' with half their meals and don't give it a second thought. If one is totally okay with ending the life of fully-developed animals that have the ability to feel, I don't see how stopping the beating heart of a less-developed organism…

???

Yeah, I thought it was pretty witless. I also don't really care for the whole premise... I guess it's just too objectifying to men. I don't think that the way to empower women/level the playing field is to do it in that way.

Here's a thought: stop making me pay for your stupid 3D glasses!!!!!

The amount of disgust I have for this is unquantifiable.

yikes.

Ewwwwww it looks like a limp spaghetti noodle.

I know what I'm watching tonight!

I've already told my partner that I would have to leave him for Tina Fey. Or get her to join our relationship.

Also, Mitt Romney:

I think they're going for sarcasm here.

Yeah, I totally understand that. Felt like I was in the same boat- everything seems off, and it's hard to enjoy the little things knowing that you may not get to do so in the future because of the bigger things.

This is not slut shaming. It's idiot shaming. I'm just saying that if you deliberately want to lower your IQ using hypnotherapy, you probably don't need it because that is pretty stupid in itself.