Yeah, I think that there should be a choice on the invite to bring either a gift or food for the potluck.

I call my partner my, er, partner. I feel that it's the best word to describe how I feel our relationship is at this point.

My partner has talked about moving to France for the long run. It really worries me- I like my home, I want to be near my family, and I don't know French! But things like this only reinforce what he's saying.

I don't watch Breaking Bad... But know I know what all the fuss about Walter's white briefs is all about.

Is it just me, or does the extra strong eyeliner make her look like a ghosty creepy type?

That says something right there- that the one story you HAVE read from a woman's perspective is one where finding a partner is necessary for financial reasons.

I just posted a similar meme. good to know that I'm not the only one who imagines Opera's theoretical reaction.

.... "my best friends are black"

Is there a story about how WOMEN feel in China about this? What happens in the heads of girls who are approached as such?

My flannel shirt only cost $5 from Plato's Closet. Suck it, Knope!

I automatically veered my attention to the "Dogs that are Afraid of Farts" link at the right. Didn't even get to number 4 on sleepy dog list.

My wish is for her to have on boyfriend for a very long time. They have a mutual breakup with no bad feelings. Then she marries the next guy. That would be ideal. I don't want her to ever have her heart broken. The only way I can see to helping her romantic life work out that way is be really strict and overprotective…

"Every girl wants to get her hair pulled once in a while. If your wife says "no," turn her around, and rip her clothes off. She wants to be dominated."

I lost it at silent no-smell pooping. THAT is not a marriage.

I lost it at "and maybe a funny hat".

I love her voice!

Insert Lil' Sebastian joke here.

This would be very exciting.

Oh. The reason she put this shirt on is because she couldn't see it; her eyes were covered by the cap.

The book sounds exactly like this book, which came out a few years ago. I read it, it was wonderful: