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1) Fuck no.

Shocker, that one.

Look, I think his point is/was, to each his own, but here is his “own”. He doesn’t like sours, fruit-based beers or I suspect IPA’s. That doesn’t make them bad, just not for him. And if you look at the number of craft brewers that are focusing on the types above, you think, Holy Shit, can’t someone make a decent

Do we call this one “ElonGate”?

Here is the room containing all of the repo truck drivers that care about such things

Dad of the year found an great excuse to spend all of his time in his garage to build a DoLerean Limo

“seven-hour wait times weren’t unusual”

Somewhere between “fuck you money” and “more money than God”.

Unfortunately this is what actually happens when they try to emulate the movie

High Life > Banquet

Not by much, though. I’m Canadian and I go straight for these two when I want non-craft.

Bezos donates $2 billion and it’s not enough. If he donated nothing he’s being a greedy bastard. Who has time for all this fucking anger? Have a drink or smoke some weed.

I once had the misfortune of helping my 75-year-old father on computer issues.

Wow, they’re still making these! And look, in gorgeous silver!

Did Pyros have any porno to pass the time?  Please tell me there was Porno for Pyros.

“Real companies” don’t “pay the freight” they do exactly what Ford is doing because it’s smart business.  

It boggles my mind that there are people who buy cars with electrical release mechanisms for the doors, and don’t IMMEDIATELY do research to locate the mechanical fail-safe, which even the dumbest of common sense would tell you existed SOMEWHERE.

It boggles my mind even more that people refuse to read the manual for

I made my version of Huevos Rancheros this way; 2 tablespoons of butter, added the black beans, once they started sizzling, cracked the eggs right on top.

Fuck you assholes for drinking any Bourbon not mad in Kentucky. You fucking carpet baggers.

“Ooooo, My bourbon is from the historical home of Bourbon, Williamsburg, Brooklyn (or Pittsburgh).

Fuck Yo Couch, Nukka

And with that, the country closes its door on the largest and most increasingly-depressing sandwich chain.