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I once had the misfortune of helping my 75-year-old father on computer issues.

Wow, they’re still making these! And look, in gorgeous silver!

Did Pyros have any porno to pass the time?  Please tell me there was Porno for Pyros.

“Real companies” don’t “pay the freight” they do exactly what Ford is doing because it’s smart business.  

It boggles my mind that there are people who buy cars with electrical release mechanisms for the doors, and don’t IMMEDIATELY do research to locate the mechanical fail-safe, which even the dumbest of common sense would tell you existed SOMEWHERE.

It boggles my mind even more that people refuse to read the manual for

I made my version of Huevos Rancheros this way; 2 tablespoons of butter, added the black beans, once they started sizzling, cracked the eggs right on top.

Fuck you assholes for drinking any Bourbon not mad in Kentucky. You fucking carpet baggers.

“Ooooo, My bourbon is from the historical home of Bourbon, Williamsburg, Brooklyn (or Pittsburgh).

Fuck Yo Couch, Nukka

Collinsworth spent the entire first half inducting Trubisky and Nagy into the Hall of Fame so settle down.

And with that, the country closes its door on the largest and most increasingly-depressing sandwich chain.

If your body can physically fit in the vehicle, it’s not too small.

CP.  Too much $$$ for a car with questionable history.  Did you say the owner had back surgery or brain surgery?

so... should we touch them, or should we not fucking touch them?

I can’t wait until you get fired because someone does your job for less money.

The log did prove her a liar.  No touch of the wheel during the 80 seconds before the crash.  You can't tell me she tried to brake, but didn't grab the wheel at the same time.  She missed a damn firetruck.  Let that sink in... she missed a big red truck, likely with flashing lights.  It's a miracle this moron didn't

See a post from above where Jalopnik left out critical information:

The entire pretext of AV’s is that we can use technology to design around the laziness and stupidity of people. But personally I think we are vastly underestimating just how dumb people can be.

Now if only they'd add another green option besides lettuce. 🤮

If you think you’re a good negotiator, you probably aren’t.

We put our used vehicles through a rigorous vehicle inspection. *wiper blade falls off driving out of parking lot* It happened to me at Carmax.