It makes me sad that there were no ’80s or ’90s Mach 1 Mustangs. Or any S197 Mach 1s, for that matter. But I’d rather there be a lack of Mach 1 Mustangs than see the Mach 1 name get put on something that isn’t even a Mustang. (Thankfully, it sounds like Ford’s not going to put the name on their upcoming electric crosso…

A few years ago I met Jan Ludvig, former New Jersey Devil and several-time Erzberg Rodeo entrant, in the lobby of a hotel while watching Supercross. We talked for a bit and he showed me this video on his phone, where he covers “Purple Haze” with different lyrics about Erzberg (also in a beer tent after a few rounds).…

Or what about a braise? That’s usually my go-to with tough, flavorful meat these days, as it allows for a nice evaporation of some of the liquid that you don’t get with sous vide, pressure cooking or slow cooking. For short ribs I’ll do a 2-2.5h braise in a nice red wine sauce @275F, and I’d imagine that it would be…

Chik-Fil-A one hundred times more overrated over Shake Shack. It’s a fucking FRIED CHICKEN CUTLET.

But, but, but.....it’s so beautiful! Wait, what??? That’s a Corvette? No, it sucks. It sucks big time....

/typical Jalopnik response

The Corvette V8s never get credit for how good they are due to a lack of technology. The block itself is bigger but the engines are lighter and smaller in overall size compared to the competition because of their simplicity. This car doesn’t need to cost another 100k just so it’s complex for the sake of being…

I thought it was syphilis like Al Capone

The only drink I get with vermouth in it is the martini, and I get mine so dry they’re a cup of gin.(1)

I think the difference is that Rolls Royce buys a roll of fabric, or leather or elephant foreskin, or whatever, and then makes a headliner. Whereas Hennessey orders a bunch of off the shelf parts and simply assembles them, rather than ordering a bunch of aluminum and machining them.

In Alabama we add a 3rd choice, a mobile or shake and bake meth lab to your list.

i wish these nerds would just type out their theories instead of making us all listen to their terrible voices.

And while we were fortifying and militarizing, the Sovs were developing a program to subvert high profile American business people with a view to one day slipping them into high political office and thus exert Russian influence at the highest level rendering all military response moot.

I found The Rutles to be more accessible.

I’m trying to figure out how I misspelled “Newhart” so badly.

It’s always adorable to see 13 year olds discovering that they can be “edgy” and “controversial” online by spouting off idiotic nonsense they know nothing about.

“common complaints are that KFC is too expensive, too greasy and not crispy”

In a parallel universe, this article’s title is “Cafeteria Worker Fired for Letting Kid 15 Cent Short of Lunch Eat”.

Exactly, even with corner steps and whatever the height of the bed is a giant hassle with newer trucks. The low bed floor on my truck is truly one of the best features, and one of the main reasons it gets used for hauling stuff so often. For example when we recently had to move a piano there’s a good reason my friends…

OK, you load up your Jeeto and I’ll load up my F150. See you in California. Lets see who is still happy when they arrive....

That’s a Wheel Horse in tiny truck form. Holy crap...