I’m going to quote myself from that Torch article from 2013:

*Looks at Poulter’s picture*

I thought the sheriff had to slam on the brakes when they got to the county line.

Suburban is a little better at cargo storage than a tesla

That fire is beautiful!

I noticed this in Miami. A lot of run of the mill business owners with outrageous cars as a ‘I have arrived’ message.

My brother had a later 2 door Tracker that he used to take mudding every once in a while and would pull people with lifted trucks out of the mud all of the time. On street tires. Without engaging four wheel drive.

Everything about this ad is perfect.

I was watching the news this morning when the news-reader said, “He’s in a black sedan,” and showed the picture. I turned to my wife and said, “Why can’t they say it’s a black 1999-2000 Hyundai Elantra?”

Red light stop, Green light go, Yellow Light Go Very Fast.

Psst, Katya... DON’T TURN AROUND!

I was thinking; well sure they’re just supposed to be “sexy” picture or something. But they aren’t sexy, they’re just awkwardly posed stock photos. This one looks like it’s from an SNL skit.

I think the main take away here is Richard’s weird goatee.

This just made me irrationally angry. I need to go take it out on my ISP.

This isn’t how I’d build my truck, but this kind of “off-roading” is exactly what I like to do: screwing around in a field. Long technical trips are fun but my true passion is slingin’ mud and doing donuts.

I still prefer the original.

Automatic braking systems suck

Man, fuck all of you, I love it. Also keep in mind that this is a $15.5K car and not a $19K