“it claims 13 percent of students don’t even know how to boil an egg, according to its recent survey of 1,000 people.”

Ok, never mind that both cars are 440ci powered (1 4bbl and 1 6bbl).

“but it can also be cream cheese”

“And I have to tell you, without exception, they’re all bad.”

No grocery here carries Fig. Not even the “farm to table” guys. (Plenty of Kale though) 

My god do you guys love this show! Fifteen BoJack posts today. Fifteen! 

I do this with fried and “poached” eggs.

Yup.. 

“Pyros’ lawyers think that page in the manual is insufficient, and they’re looking at ways to take this matter to court”

Bingo!

No way!

I think we may have the same spirit animal.

We’ve all been there at least once.

I don’t have any moral issues with JJ’s. I’m a bit ignorant of the founder’s dealings honestly.

“wheat, rye, flaxseed, quinoa, oats, millet, barley, amaranth, and spelt, along with a hint of honey and molasses.”

I was thinking on the same line. I worked at Crafty Beaver for two years.

Yeah, these weird practices are more universal than people think. I used to work for a plumbing company that did all of the service and repair work for a frozen pizza plant. Free pizza every day for lunch! One day one of our guys joked about “pizza again?” In front of a manager. We were never called back to that place…

I think you're right. 

1971 Mach1

They say gonorrhea takes the brain last. This is actually becoming interesting to watch.